Friday, March 21, 2014

Interview with Xerofall at Hisstank.com

1) What is your name and tell us a little about yourself. My name is Jeff Patton. Growing up I moved around a lot. Arizona, Texas, Colorado, Missouri, California, Utah... My older brother and I were into Star Wars before GI Joe came out. All of the Star Wars toys we had were all his, so I only got to play with them when he allowed it. Once GI Joe came out, he had grown out of toys, so this line belonged to me alone. I did not have to share my Joes with anyone. Because we moved a lot I really had no longtime friends. It may sound weird, but the Joes were the only constant in my childhood, probably why I hold such a nostalgic attachment to them even now. I’m currently married to a very understanding woman who still doesn’t quite understand the fascination with GI Joe. I own a 103 year old house in a small town in Utah called Tooele (pronounced Two-willa) with my wife and two dogs. My other passion in life is Jeeping and I have a Jeep Wrangler 4-door that I love. I make several trips to the Jeep mecca town of Moab, Utah for recreation. My other passions are history, geology, archeology/paleontology and creative writing.

2) How did you start collecting G. I. Joes? Having been used to Star Wars figures and their 5 points of articulation I remember a neighborhood kid getting the first GI Joe I ever saw, Grunt. I remember how loose he was compared to the rigid Star Wars figures. I remember the tiny backpack he had and I loved the idea of having figures with removable gear. I was still into Star Wars at that time, however with Joes being stocked on the shelves and the final movie being released later in 1983 I suppose it a somewhat natural progression toward the GI Joe line. My mom bought me my first Joe and over the years I’ve really tried to narrow it down to who it was, I’m pretty certain it was Breaker followed shortly with Rock n Roll, Scarlett and the RAM cycle. I was hooked from there.

3) What was your absolute favorite moment when collecting? Any personal memories you are willing to share? I have so many it’s hard to narrow it down to one event. Our family wasn’t well off in the 80’s so GI Joes were hard to come by, however my parents always seemed to get me great toys for birthdays and Christmas. I spent every dime I got for allowance on GI Joes. 1983: My mother took me to Toys R Us in Amarillo Texas and said I could get ONE toy for my birthday, naturally I picked one of the largest available at the time, the Skystriker. She then took me to get a hot dog and Coke. I was the middle child, so getting personal attention that day was a treat I’ll never forget. 1984: South Fork, Colorado. We were struggling. My parent’s restaurant was barely afloat and that year was a difficult time to be a kid. The neighborhood kids had all the cool toys. The Whale, Rattler, Zartan. I only owned a handful of Joe figures that year, but I was happy. I made my own vehicles out of scraps of wood and bent nails discarded from the local saw mill. I made my own Whale. I then cut out catalog pictures of the GI Joe figures like a sort of paper doll and used them to crew the wooden Whale. Of course the other kids laughed at me, but I looked at it as improvising. Something I still do today. 1985: Phoenix, Arizona. With issue 40 of the Marvel run featuring the Cobra Moray battling the Tactical Battle Platform, I was shocked to get both for Christmas that year. I spent many a day recreating the battle. I remember using the Lamprey as my Cobra Commander because I didn’t have one at the time and he looked as close to chrome dome as anyone. I would rush home after school to watch the cartoons and really fell in love with all the odd ball characters like Alpine and Bazooka, Shipwreck and the Crimson twins.

4) Did you only collect modern Joes or did you collect the 80s Joes too? I collected 80s Joes as a kid until 1990. High School, music, girls pretty much killed it at that time. As the cartoon series started to get released on DVD in the 2000s and the comics being released in large collections like graphic novels, I still kept the light on, so to speak. In the late 90s and early 2000s with the boom of eBay I was able to get a few Joes here and there to satisfy my nostalgia but it wasn’t until the 25th anniversary figures came out did I get back into fully. I had just gotten married and with no kids we had plenty of disposable income to indulge my passion. 2008 and 2009 were good years, plenty of Joes, the line was strong and I amassed most of my modern collection at that time. As the line tapered off I focused on collecting the vintage vehicles and found pleasure in restoring vintage vehicles back to their former glory. I have a few of the o-ring 80’s GI Joes, but I’ve decided to keep collecting the modern era figures and any vintage vehicles that are in my price range.

5) What is your favorite Joe and vehicle? That’s a tough one to narrow down as well. I’ve always looked at GI Joe as a collective team of characters. I’m staring at a picture of my collection trying to see if something stands out more than the others and I suppose the 25th Stinger Jeep is pretty cool. Now that I own a somewhat similar type of vehicle (minus the missile rack, of course) I like the design and overall look. As a kid I really liked the Desert Fox. It was used briefly in the comics and because I had both the Desert Fox and the Stiletto I could again recreate the pages of the comic in my bedroom. Despite his goofy name, I really liked Skidmark. The Star Viper was pretty cool too. I loved his AC/DC shirt and that he was able to infiltrate the Pit. My all time favorite figure as a kid would be the 1985 Alpine figure. I loved his attitude in the cartoon and over time the only accessory I was able to retain was his pick axe. He took out many a Cobra with that thing, forget climbing mountains with it! As an adult I’m quite fond of my 1983 Cobra Officer. I love the vintage card art, file card and the overall story line of the early years of the Cobra organization.

6) What is your rariest Joe and can you tell us a little about him? I’m not sure if I own a rare figure, I suppose the Gold Head SDCC Pimp Daddy Destro and both podium Cobra Commanders are the only guys I would say are rare in my collection. These stand out because my wife actually created a profile on Hisstank.com and was able to buy them from fellow Tankers for me for Christmas one year. I had no idea she was doing it since I don’t always frequent the B/S/T forums. I have the DVD 25th Alpine that is sought after and guys like the FSS Big Boa or a Con Python Tele Viper and Trooper, but so do a lot of other collectors. I try to avoid getting into the rare figure collection because it’ll make you go crazy trying to acquire them all.
7) What advice would you give to newer collectors? This is a hobby. This is something you do for recreation and enjoyment. It’s not life and death. Enjoy it. Find a line you enjoy the most and collect away, you don’t need to collect EVERY single GI Joe item ever made, unless that’s what you find enjoyable. I only really collect figures and vehicles from the 1982 to 1989 time period, (and their modern equivalents) because that’s when I was actively collecting them as a kid. Certain figures and vehicles from 1990 and beyond are great, but I’m not a completest and collecting them is pure gravy. Of course I would love to own the 2013 Night Force Convention set, but I never saw those figures as a kid, so ultimately they hold no sentimental value with me. Never compare your collection to another’s, it’ll drive you mad, make you jealous and eventually angry. That’s not why you should be collecting. Remember: No matter what you have someone will always have something better or more of them, no point in going crazy over this. Collect for enjoyment, not for future profit or status in the community. Budget yourself. Collect within your means. Make sure your wife is happy. Loved ones first, then Joes.